Term	Description	Diagram
LOG ON	Making a wood stove hot
LOG OFF	Too much wood on fire
MONITOR	Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
DOWN LOAD	Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA HERTZ	When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
FLOPPY DISC	Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM	That thar thang what splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE	Gitten home in the winter time
WINDOWS	Whut to shut when its cold outside
SCREEN	Whut to shut when its black fly season
BYTE	Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP	Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP	Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM	Whatcha do to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX	Ole Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP	Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD	Whar you hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE	Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE	What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD	That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
MAINFRAME	Holds up the barn roof
PORT	Fancy flatlander wine
ENTER	Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
CLICK	Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
DOUBLE CLICK	When you cock the double barrel
REBOOT	Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse

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